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The saddest thing ever posted on the interwebs

April 29, 2011

You might have noticed that the Padres are, uh, scuffling a bit.

Okay, fine—that’s sort of like saying that Will and Kate had a nice little ceremony this morning. The Padres suck. They blow more than all of Her Majesty’s trumpeters. They couldn’t hit the fascinator off Princess Beatrice’s head. And in the reader comments on the San Diego Union-Tribune’s write-up of one of their recent debacles, I found this pitiable gem:

Left two tickets to next homegame taped to gas pump #7 at Emerald Gasoline @ corner of Lake Murray Blvd & Baltimore (no joke) if anyone is interested…..anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Got better things to do than watch this pathetic club.

That was two days ago, but considering that nobody really goes to Petco Park or to the gas station these days if they can help it, I’d say there’s a good chance they’re still there if you want ’em.

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